March 2010
1 post
September 2009
1 post
Well done.
Cory: i keep typing "vegan" when i mean to write "vegas"
Me: hahahaha
Me: probably not a lot of vegans in vegas
Me: i dont know why i make that assumption
Me: probably the prostitution
Cory: yeah, that's pretty bold. you could upset the whores. they don't eat meat (but they sure like the bone).
Me: oh wow.
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
2 posts
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
1 post
March 2009
1 post
February 2009
2 posts
January 2009
8 posts
Note to self: Add “Schmootz” to everyday vernacular.
The state of Rolo.
Me: ok im going to write a state name, and you have to say the first word you associate with that state as fast as you can
Rolo: ugh.fine
Me: england
Rolo: drunk
Me: haha its not a state. utah
Rolo: drunk
Me: drunk
Rolo: utah
Me: vermont
Rolo: stupid
Me: texas
Rolo: stupider
Me: california
Rolo: ahnold
Me: oregon
Rolo: nike
Me: ohio
Rolo: bush
Me: alabama
Rolo: stupidest
Me: montana
Rolo: montana
Me: wisconsin
Rolo: chicken
Me: florida
Rolo: buffalo wings
Me: massachusetts
Rolo: honda civics
Me: wow.
December 2008
7 posts
Gotcha, Peta! →
Grounded.
Jill: oh hair
hahahahah
and oh hai too!
Me: hahaha oh hair
is that an airport or something
Jill: i wonder if the planes are grounded at oh hair
hehehe
Simon Pegg on Zombies (but not ON them) →
November 2008
5 posts
October 2008
6 posts
I knew Pokémon would destroy the American economy! →
Space Chimps
The synopsis for Space Chimps:
Jeff Daniels, Stanley Tucci, Cheryl Hines, and Andy Samberg lend their voices to this computer-animated comedy following the descendants of the first chimps in space as they blast off for fun and adventure on a far-away planet. Ham III is the grandson of Ham, the first-ever chimp astronaut. This ever do well chimp may not be the most qualified ape for the job, but a...
September 2008
8 posts
http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html →
You’d see more milk moustaches on me!
“well i roundhouse kicked css in the face, and made a template in tables. and now...”
– me, at work.
